Friday, February 9, 2007

Top 10 Way to Find if you are a Project Manager

10. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in an well-illuminated place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils and a 21" Color Monitor that supports 16 Million colours.

9. When you get back to your room after a short visit, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well- illuminated place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils and a 21" Color Monitor that supports 16 Million colours.

8. Read over the Project Proposal again and again to make absolutely certain that you cannot understand it.

7. Start to rearrange all your CDs/Photos and other unwanted things on your table into alphabetical order at the beginning of each day.

6. Making sure that you are Audible to the last guy in the Pantry when an official call comes and if it is a personal, then you are audible only if the other party enters into the Microphone of their receiver.

5. When signing official documents [Cheques/Leave Letters/Approval], you always think yourself to be the President of the United States of America or having lots of other important jobs pending

4. Again start arranging all your CDs/Photos and scraps on your table into Chronological order during the day.

3. Delete important Folders and then call your sub-ordinates to UNDO the action.

2. Check your MS-Outlook’s appointments/calendar at intervals of 5 minutes.

1. Check your e-mail every 5 seconds to make sure no one sent you any urgent messages since the last time you checked.

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