Congress President Sonia Gandhi’s
recent dream project – “The Wiping out of India’s treasury” was recently tabled
in the parliament which is working only 47 minutes per week thanks to all the
adjournments. This recent economic policy of taxing imported LED TVs has been slammed
by the top 1% healthiest community in India as “The DLF maximum group”.
“When we first heard about this policy,
we were all in a shock. It is really too bad to be true” said Mr.Anil Ambani
(current spokesperson for this group). “But when the butler read the whole bill
to us during the cocktail party, we were all stunned and shell shocked.”
The thirteen-nine plus
aristocrats who form the core group plus the ministers were all attending the
annual meet at Leela place, Delhi when this news started to trickle in. Mr.
Mukush Ambani and Kapil Sibil were also present when the news came in. Many of
the group members have a feeling that this measure which would bring great
displeasure to the elite group.
Mr. Anil Ambani quoted “I like to
request Sonaiji to reconsider this landmark measure. Imagine the current
situation where it is very tough for people like me to make my ends meet with
this current inflation and legislations and with increased taxes.” Many of the
group members expressed their anguish since they cannot maintain their dozen European
villas, stable after stable filled with Arabian horses, the fleet of private
jets and Swiss bank accounts all in one with the current dividends from their
share holdings.
Mr.Kapil Sibil has also indicated
that there would be more tax increases so that the wealthy group may start coughing
up more money and thereby improve the current CDA situation. However, the
Reliance group head differed from the indication saying that the wealthy group
have become wealthy only by not spending during crisis situation and fleecing
the end customers at required times.
As far as the Aam Admi is concerned, they are
expecting more taxes on onions, breathing air, sleep. So let us all be prepared
for 2014 by trying not to vote for anyone who has a bank balance of
Rs.5,00,00,000 and wants to tax even toilet flushes.
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