A man from Erode had come down to
Bangalore for some work and incidentally wanted to spend some of his free time.
He intended to see a comedy movie and went to watch “Sonnalum Puriyadhu” but
unknowingly bought tickets to Vijay’s Thailava. Not to be disappointed he went
on to watch the film till its conclusion with the same intent as he began
watching the title credits (Yuks), sources close to the man revealed today.
Incidentally, Times Now was the
first channel to uncover the breaking news that Mr.Kannan, 37, hailing from
Erode was the first and only man to sit through the complete movie in the
entire state of Tamil Nadu. The chief minister is contemplating of rewarding
this person for his pursued ambition to contribute to this movie fraternity.
Friends close to Mr.Kannan seem
to reveal that he was actually a mild-mannered sales rep who hardly had any
social interactions till now with the outside world. His main aim of going to
Bangalore was to enjoy a movie this Saturday in which lots of things blowing up
as a main plot. [My suggestion would have been “Chennai Express” for the same
result]
Mrs.Kannan is currently having
her husband examined with the local doctors for any symptoms of depression or
dementia. The doctors at Erode government hospital are not willing to divulge
the first results of the examination, but seem to express confidence that
nothing would happen to Mr.Kannan.
“There is only one famous case of
a man wandering into ‘CID Shankar’ in 1970” the medical
association president stated “but had no lasting medical damage on him. In fact
the man went on to become a successful screen writer for tamil TV mega
serials”. Another doctor said “In the worst case, he may be inducted into any TV
channel as a comedian anchor for reality shows”.
As of now, Mr.Kannan is not
willing to express any of his views either to newspapers or TV channels, so we
are assuming that he wants to commit suicide with a note “It’s all because of
you THALAIVA”.
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